As you may have gathered (either from meeting me in person or from reading this ridiculously mandatory blog), I am more of a tomboy than a girly girl. I don't wear dresses except for special occasions, I don't really think Justin Bieber's new scent is anything to scream about, and I'd watch a super hero movie over a romantic comedy any day.
It came to my attention recently that my blog seems to reflect this. It's black, for starters. Not a speck of pink to be found. Also, my blog isn't adorned with little <3s and :Ds and :)s and eye-catching (or eye-assaulting) titles like +++.:.:Girly+Stuff:.:.+++ or the like. And I find it perfectly okay that way. In fact, I much prefer it.
Now, before I start up a controversy, I'm not trying to bash girly stuff. I'm just saying that my blog is remarkably unremarkable in that it looks highly neutral. If my blog were a store, they could put a sign on it that reads "THE MANDATORY BRAIN THOUGHT BLOG - EYE-APPEALING TO BOTH GENDERS SINCE 1897." But I'd probably go to jail for fraud. It's just that May of 2012 isn't as impressive as 1897.
But at any rate, for those of you who wish I'd drop the satire and dry sarcasm and show some love for once, this post is for you.
Here you go: <3.
Hope you're happy.
And now that I've appeased the masses, I think I'll go paint my nails black and eradicate someone with silly string. (Not that silly string is for boys only--I'm not trying to be stereotypical here. Both guys and girls can use silly string equally, regardless of their DNA makeup. You know, maybe I should just quit while I'm ahead.)
LOLOL! You're not a girly girl, but you're MY girl! I love you just the way you are. Oooh! That's a song. Do you know it? Should I send you the link? It sounds like a song I would hear you randomly humming as you type with <3s and :)s. I'll send it to you.
ReplyDelete:-) and <3,
Your mom, who gave you 1/2 your DNA