Monday, October 22

My Non-Mandatory Bucket List

Last week I made my first-ever bucket list.  It's a pretty legit bucket list if you ask me.  Here are a few of my great strivings-for:

-Climb a notable mountain
-Hotwire a car
-Own a dog from puppyhood
-Learn to animate
-Own a functioning stoplight
-Swim with dolphins
-Hammer a full toothpaste tube just for the heck of it
-Observe a really stupid holiday
-Be in an anti-gravity chamber
-Order dumb toppings on a pizza just to see what you get

If you take the first letter from every item it says "CHOLOS HOBO."  I think I just predicted my future.  Legit.  That's right: I'm going to conquer the world with a teenage hobo from a street gang!  They'll write parodies about us. 

Jingle bells
Hobos smell
But one just saved the day
He swooped in with his blogger friend
And they totaled the town, hey!
Brained by

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