Girly Stuff

As you may have gathered (either from meeting me in person or from reading this ridiculously mandatory blog), I am more of a tomboy than a girly girl.  I don't wear dresses except for special occasions, I don't really think Justin Bieber's new scent is anything to scream about, and I'd watch a super hero movie over a romantic comedy any day.

It came to my attention recently that my blog seems to reflect this.  It's black, for starters.  Not a speck of pink to be found.  Also, my blog isn't adorned with little <3s and :Ds and :)s and eye-catching (or eye-assaulting) titles like +++.:.:Girly+Stuff:.:.+++ or the like.  And I find it perfectly okay that way.  In fact, I much prefer it.

Now, before I start up a controversy, I'm not trying to bash girly stuff.  I'm just saying that my blog is remarkably unremarkable in that it looks highly neutral.  If my blog were a store, they could put a sign on it that reads "THE MANDATORY BRAIN THOUGHT BLOG - EYE-APPEALING TO BOTH GENDERS SINCE 1897."  But I'd probably go to jail for fraud.  It's just that May of 2012 isn't as impressive as 1897.

But at any rate, for those of you who wish I'd drop the satire and dry sarcasm and show some love for once, this post is for you.

Here you go: <3.

Hope you're happy.

And now that I've appeased the masses, I think I'll go paint my nails black and eradicate someone with silly string.  (Not that silly string is for boys only--I'm not trying to be stereotypical here.  Both guys and girls can use silly string equally, regardless of their DNA makeup.  You know, maybe I should just quit while I'm ahead.)

Questions - Answers Included

I'm not sure how well this will go over, but I figured it'd be fun to open my blog up for questions.  Comment on this post with a question for me and I'll answer in a future post.  Go ahead, don't be shy.

I'm shy.  It's kind of sad.  But this is the Internet, where you can be totally anonymous if you please.  So you've nothing to fear.  Except the monster I set loose in the comment section.  His name is Eddie.  Eddie VanSchtreumerwhishkerstein.

There's nothing else to say, as I'm quickly discovering.  So comment below and your question could be featured in a future post.

Ironic...

I seriously can't escape Twilight.  It's making me mental.
Anyway, my Pandora account has quite the sense of humor about Breaking Dawn Part II.  For those of you who feel Twilight is overrated, enjoy this.  For those of you who love Twilight, well, you'll either be horribly offended and try to stake my Pandora account, or you'll be mildly entertained as well.

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Oh, and pay no attention to my lame stations in the left sidebar.

I have a really weird taste in music you guys.